i’m closer to the age 20 than 10 this isn’t good
Things I like:
- when people use my name in conversation.
- when people say “this reminded me of you!”
- when people remember little things i say/do.
- when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them.
- when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look.
welcome to australia. bring earplugs for your children.
Fuck that shit, the little cunts can buy their own.
fuck me backwards with a telegraph pole
Oi, fuck face
I like how a lot of the Try These ones are just as pissy if said in the right tone. :D
|—||sigmund freud (via deermoon)|
|—||Pete Townshend (via ringomas)|
Imagine your icon as a prissy diva who demands to have their espresso exactly right or they’ll fire you.
Monty Python Monday! A personal favorite.
|—||someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via letsmakeloaf)|
the worst part about christmas is having to react to presents in front of everyone
HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH
jesus christ this is so sad why would you do this
Fuck yeah to the kids who feel like they’re dying inside but still gather up the strength to roll out of bed, get dressed, and leave the house. You are strong and beautiful and worth so much more than you know.